resides on east coast. falls in love too easily. judgemental. loner. insecure. drinks way too much. craves attention. pessimistic. narcissistic. musically inclined. shoe fetish. biter.
Harry Potter and his friends finally get to act their age. And it’s as depressing as it sounds:
- After three beers, Harry starts claiming he never made it to the pro Quidditch league because of a knee injury.
- Ron calls Hermione a bitch and they have to go to magical couples counseling.
- Hagrid is working on an erotic fiction novel entitled ‘50 Shades of Me Penis.’
- Harry uses an Accounting Spell to cheat on his taxes.
- Ron is starting to get pretty into Steely Dan.
- The sorting hat had a midlife crisis and turned into a fedora.
- Hogwarts is now an online wizard school.