resides on east coast. falls in love too easily. judgemental. loner. insecure. drinks way too much. craves attention. pessimistic. narcissistic. musically inclined. shoe fetish. biter.
I hope we date.
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
Dibs on the floppy ears!!
New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)
WHAT HTE FUCK
JURASSIC WORLD WTF THERES A NEW ONE
Got a gift box of chocolates recently? Make sure you know what you’re really eating.
Hey look a seahorse
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/
do you ever get a part 2 to a dream you had before
YES!! Or have the same dream again but it’s a little different this time.
finally, conversation that has substance
i think the question that needs to be asked is why is your asshole wrinkly and how are you aware of this exactly
A surgery to flatten your bhole wrinkles?