TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

(via eternally-here)

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve, via hallamark)

lulz-time:

BACK IN STOCK: These cute cat self defense keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.

And don’t forget to use coupon code ‘SHIPFREE’ to get FREE SHIPPING on any domestic order today! Hurry and order now!

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siddy-the-sloth:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

Oh my god.

(Source: kyuofcosmic, via daiilha)

She’s such a bad bitch I love her

(Source: hellyeahrihannafenty, via mrgolightly)

tolkienswithwolves:

kateordie:

ctgraphy:

And don’t underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE
Cosplayer: srawr
The Little Mermaid
ACEN 2014

Amazing.

Damn.

Wow

(via oliveramy)

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

(via memefxcker)

You know what to do with that big fat butt!

animalsbeingdicks:

Puppy sits on cat's face - AnimalsBeingDicks.com

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

pocketsext:

cinderella by day

sinderella by night 

(via weas-el)

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

(Source: addelburgh, via cannabis-express)

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