resides on east coast. falls in love too easily. judgemental. loner. insecure. drinks way too much. craves attention. pessimistic. narcissistic. musically inclined. shoe fetish. biter.
The first eye:
The second eye:
i have never seen a more accurate post
current emotion: that barn from the walking dead
WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB
WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY
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People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
"well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"
Oh my god.
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The Little Mermaid
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